Keir Starmer and the Female Penis Problem

The Labour Party’s War on Women — And Why Starmer’s Sudden ‘Clarity’ Stinks of Cowardice

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🤡 Flip-Flop Starmer: The Human Pretzel

This is Sir Keir Starmer — a man who’s taken more positions than OnlyFans’ Bonnie Blue during her 24-hour marathon of over 1,000 ‘lovers’. And much like Bonnie, Keir’s not in it for conviction — he’s in it for attention.

Remember the 2021 classic? "It’s not right to say only women have a cervix." Yes, the man once tasked with prosecuting serious criminals now thinks acknowledging basic biology is a hate crime.

Fast forward to 2023 and Sir Flip-Flop delivers this gem: "99.9% of women don’t have a penis." The 0.1% clause — because what woman doesn’t enjoy a surprise Crown Jewels reveal after a few cocktails? Clearly, Number 10 now needs a biology tutor on retainer.

And this week? The same man is celebrating the Supreme Court ruling that a woman is an "adult human female." "Real clarity," he says — after years of enthusiastically selling out women to appease gender ideologues. Just ask Rosie Duffield, forced to attend her own party conference with a security detail.

🧻 Labour’s Toilet Politics

Watching Keir navigate this issue is like watching someone play Twister with themselves. Left foot on "TERF outrage", right hand on "Stonewall talking points", and head firmly where the sun doesn’t shine.

His spokesman insists Keir’s always believed a woman is an adult female. Of course he has. Just like he’s always believed in whichever way the wind is blowing. This is backpedalling that makes Rachel Reeves' CV look accurate.

Meanwhile, Labour’s top brass are in meltdown. Leaked WhatsApp messages show a group of MPs — including Chris Bryant and Angela Eagle — plotting to sidestep the court’s ruling. That’s right: they’re trying to reverse a Supreme Court judgment via emoji-laden group chat. Peak modern politics.

Enter Bridget Phillipson — Minister for Women. Her big contribution to women's safety? Unisex toilets. That’s the plan. If creepy men keep entering women’s loos, just abolish women’s loos altogether. Feminist progress!

🤫 What Grooming Gangs? Nothing to See Here...

Let’s not forget that Labour also quietly scrapped their promised grooming gang inquiry. I can’t say the R-word or YouTube will demonetise me, but we all know what it is — the systemic abuse of working-class girls. And Labour doesn’t care. It’s not woke. It’s not progressive. And it certainly doesn’t fit into their DEI handbook.

This party doesn’t give a toss about women. If you’re not wearing a rainbow flag or a hijab, you don’t exist in their Britain. Ordinary women and girls are expendable — mere collateral damage in the culture war.

🪧 The Mob Takes to the Streets

Then came the trans activist protests: slogans like "Piss on TERFs", "Shit on their heads", and "The only good TERF is a dead TERF." An absolute orgy of misogyny dressed up as social justice.

Keir? Silent. Again. He licked his lips at the prospect of mass incarcerations for those protesting the angels murdered in Southport. Said nothing about threats to women, such as Rosie Duffield, in his own party. He’ll condemn tweets, but not mobs calling for women to be harmed. Because challenging extremists in rainbow drag might dent his polling with North London university grads.

🧠 Welcome to Woke Britain

He doesn’t lead — he folds. Labour has gone from defending working women to gaslighting them. This isn’t progress. It’s ideological madness.

This is what happens when DEI officers run the show. When biology becomes bigotry. When waving a Suffragette flag gets you policed, and asking basic questions about safeguarding gets you labelled a bigot.

Welcome to Woke Britain — where facts are offensive, truth is hate speech, and science must be run past a diversity consultant before publication.

🔚 Final Word: The Truth Starmer Can’t Say

Starmer pretends this Supreme Court ruling is a triumph of clarity. It’s not. It’s a rebuke of the nonsense he and his party pushed for years.

So here’s some actual clarity:

• A woman has a cervix.

• A woman doesn’t have a penis.

• A woman deserves her own spaces.

And most of all — a woman deserves better than this cowardly, contemptible clown in Number 10.

God bless every woman and girl in this country that has fought for years now for common sense to ring true once more, I hope their victory tastes as sweet as the bundles of gratitude and admiration I have for them.

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